Did I hear something crash ?

The Dimwits called Mr Bear with the bad news that they had broken 2 of our lights ! Imagine, 2 of our painfully sought-out lights.

My first reaction was to pat myself mentally for not buying expensive lamps. They've undertaken to replace them - it shouldn't take more than $200 to get a fresh set of the two lamps - but the shoddy installation practice baffles the 2Bears.

We should take a cue from our bear friend Hardy from the Conrad Hong Kong and wear hardhats all the time in case of falling lamps (and other things). He wanted to help out in the project but he can only speak Cantonese ...